Pet policy
Yes, we really mean cows
The policy started as a joke on our sign. Then Bessie's human called our bluff, and we discovered that a space designed for cows is a better space for everyone.
Who's welcome
The guest list
Always welcome
- Dogs that pass a one-day social trial
- Cats (the quiet room is theirs, by treaty)
- Rabbits, guinea pigs & other small mammals in carriers
- Cows, with a registered stall bay
- Goats and sheep, by the same rules as cows
Ask us first
- Birds (the cats have lobbied hard against this)
- Reptiles needing heat lamps — fire code applies
- Horses: we love them, but the floor loading says 800kg max
- Any animal making its coworking debut
House rules
- Register every companion at the front desk — they get an ear-tag-style visitor badge, you get peace of mind
- You are your companion's chief of staff: feeding, breaks, and cleanup are on you
- Calm is the bar. Sustained barking, yowling, or mooing means a paddock break
- Vaccinations current, please — the front desk keeps records on file
- The hay bar is communal; the espresso bar is humans-only (decaf included)
What we provide
- Water stations on every floor, at three heights
- Dog beds in every desk pod, washed weekly
- Rubber-matted standing bays with feed rails
- The paddock: half an acre, fenced, open all day
- A washdown station by the east entrance
- An on-call large-animal vet fifteen minutes away
The cow clause
Bringing a cow? Here's the practical bit.
We keep this section earnest because the questions are real.
- Reserve a stall bay. Free with any membership, but required — we plan floor space and hay stock around the day's bovine headcount.
- Arrive via the east entrance. It's step-free, 1.6m wide, and leads straight past the washdown station to the Pasture Annex.
- Plan paddock breaks. Most cow members do two hours inside, then a paddock stretch. The walking loop is one-way on busy days.
- Trailer parking is behind the silo, first-come. Hookups for livestock trailers on the Private Stall plan and up.
Introduce us.
First visits are calmer in the quiet afternoon hours. Book a tour and tell us who's coming — we'll have the right bay ready.